My Dreams Have High Production Value.

Well, once again I had a weird dream. And for the second time, that I can remember, the production values for said dream had to have been high (at least for the second part.)

So, throughout the entire dream, I am nowhere to be found. I'm not in this dream. I'm simply a bystander watching. Which works out well because this dream gets weird. I can't remember much about the first part. I can ascertain this much:

• It's in cartoon.
• There are ponies. Yes, THOSE ponies.
• There's a clown that's been getting on everyone's nerves (well, ALMOST everyone. Pinkie Pie seems to like him.)
• There was a play that everyone hated (Once again, Pinkie Pie is the exception. She's ALWAYS the exception.)

After all of that happened I get to see the rest. Everyone learns some sort of lesson about balance in your life. I'm not sure what that was but i'm sure it was important. Then these 4 spectral things show up. Apparently THEY were the ones who brought the clown to teach the lesson. So there's some commotion and everyone's feeling fuzzy inside like at the end of a children's movie. One of the specters, I'm guessing he's the black sheep of the 4, asked if anyone liked his play. There's a lot of silence for a while until Pinkie Pie starts singing its praises, after every sentence she hides back behind whatever she popped out of and pops up elsewhere. The play made her laugh, cry, laugh some more, want to dance, question existence, get hungry, want popcorn, gets a soda while she's up, might as well go to the bathroom, did she leave the oven on?, i'm gonna throw a party after all this, oh my look at the time, did I miss a lot of the play?, nope this is the good part! (Oh Pinkie Pie, you're so... Random!) After this ordeal 2 more facts become noticeable.

• Fluttershy and Derpy Hooves (who have wings) are oddly incapable of flight.
• During the ordeal Derpy is secretly given the chance to fix her wings but decides to turn it down. 

The spectral being in charge (I'm guessing, they all look the same) Pulls out a piece of paper and tells Fluttershy something, I'm not sure what. Then he pulls out a paper and a stapler and staples the paper to poor Fluttershy's forehead. Even though shes the shy sensitive one, she comes out unscathed (it's a cartoon after all.) there's some sort of significance to the paper. don't remember that either.

It comes time for the beings to leave so they fly up in the air. all the Pegasus ponies fly up after them to say goodbye. Fluttershy, forgetting that she couldn't fly, flies up after them (successfully). After she realizes this, she asks as they leave, "Oh my, Mr.ghosts! Why can I fly again?" "Look at that grey one on the ground. The one with the messed up eyes." (Derpy is a popular fan character in the series because an animation error caused her eyes to point in two different directions giving her a "Derp" expression.) Fluttershy looks down and sees that the once winged Derpy has no wings anymore. Fluttershy is very happy to see that her friend willingly gave up their wings so that she could fly.

Cut to a darkened rooftop in Gotham City (WTF?!). Close up on Batman's head (from the front). His mask is half pulled off. (The part of the mask that exposes his mouth has been stretched and pulled over the left half of his face revealing his gruff 5o'clock shadow.) He pulls up a bloody axe over his shoulder. Then you hear him think. "Two miracles. Two miracles in one day. It's impossible." (For some odd reason, Batman is referring to Fluttershy's wings as one miracle. As for the other, I'm not too sure. I'm wondering if it has to do with the axe.) Then you hear a helicopter over head and a searchlight goes over Batman. (Camera angle changes to be on top of the search light as the helicopter flies around the building.) On top of the roof you see the text "Warner Bros. Studios in association with DC Comics and (I kid you not about this part) Tyler's Brain present." Then it cuts to the Batmobile driving down a street at dawn. He's headed to some convention of superheros at the city hall. End dream.

What?! It ends there?! It can't! What's with the bloody axe?! What's the second miracle?! Why is Batman associating with cartoon ponies?! I cannot answer these questions. But after all of this I learned one thing.

Lauren Faust, Hasbro Studios, Warner Bros. Studios, and DC Comics write my dreams during their off time.

That is all.