Monday, April 18, 2011

PORTAL 2 IS COMING OUT OMG!

im gonna type this up reall fast because im in a hurry. screw grammar, screw punctution, screw... some other third party. portal 2 is coming out! oh my gosh. i did a play through of the first one real fast, and i mean real fast. i had that game in the bag in about an hour i think. something like that. i'm gonna do it again when i get home today. after work i got to go to gamestop and finish paying for it or they wont give it to me. i preorderd the ps3 version so that i can get the PC vefrsion for free. that will be fun cuz i got me garry's mod so that'll be awesome. i cant wait for a portal experience that will potentially take longer than one day to beat! especially since they crammed two different storylines in it! im oozing excitement. my god look at this post its awful. poor spelign and punctuation. abounds. blargh. noodle. we're shutting down mayday mayday she cant take much more capitan im givin her all shes got. explode.

That is all.

Sunday, April 10, 2011

I'm already failing at blogging.

It's been like... a long time since I last posted. Like, a really long time. Or at least I think it was a really long time... I'm not sure. I'm gonna be honest with you, ever since I watched Inception (yesterday at time of writing) time has become irrelevant. Did anything happen while I was gone?



Nope. No comments, No news, no nothing. There is nothing I have to say…

!!!

WAIT! I remember stuff to say! I just watched Inception! Boy… was that a trippy movie. AND I LOVED EVERY SECOND OF IT. I now have the soundtrack. It’s beautiful. It also got me thinking about that lucid dreaming thing I heard of one before… If you have no idea what that is it’s basically, whenever you are dreaming and are aware of it, you are lucid dreaming. “You never remember the beginning of a dream, you always show up sometime in the middle” they say in the movie. True. Once you figure out you are dreaming though, the world is your plaything. In the movie, one of the characters (I forget her name but I will from this point on refer to her as the architect.) was learning about the whole shared dreaming concept. And on the fly she went and changed the world to her will for fun. (Of course, after doing that for a bit Leo’s subconscious tried to beat the shit out of her. Not good.)

I’d like to have one of those dreams. I remember one time when I actually realized I was dreaming and tried to do stuff. I was at my old house and there was a bulldozer an a Ferrari parked next to each other in the street out front. I was standing on the Ferrari and it suddenly hit me “I’m dreaming.” For whatever reason, I looked at a stop sign and tried to change it into a tree. It first turned brown, and then it kind of looked like a blob of Play-Doh. It was starting to take shape but I guess I was trying too hard because soon everything faded to black and I woke up.



Speaking of dreams, I had another pony dream. Don’t judge me, they’re awesome. So… I don’t want to type it up because I already told it to my bronies on www.ponychan.net so I’m gonna post a picture. ALSO, I saw a really cool movie that played all the dream sections of Inception in about the real time that it would have played out in. For every 1 minute in the waking world it translates to 12 minutes in a dream. After doing some math I found it translates roughly the same from minutes up to days. 1 [UNIT OF TIME] awake = 12 [UNIT OF TIME] in a dream. So, they could have dreamed through the entire 10 hour flight (they didn’t they woke up early.) and there was 4 layers of dream. It translated to this:

Layer 0: Reality: 10 hours

Layer 1: City: 5 days

Layer 2: Hotel: 60 days (2 months)

Layer 3: Snow Base: 720 days (roughly about 2 years)

Layer 4: Limbo, Leo’s dream world: 8640 days (23.6 years)

What this guy did is made a movie that plays the 1st layer at actual speed and then speeds up the film from each layer exponentially to show just how fast the dream is actually going. It’s crazy. You should watch it. 


Yes, my screen name on Ponychan is PonyBlah.