So... Blog. Must Blog. Why? I don't remember having any interesting thoughts to share. Or do I? Hold on, let me confer with my superiors...
[Entering Tyler's mind: Please keep your hands, arm, feet, legs, head, torso, and anything else that may or may not be attached to you inside the imaginary vehicle at all times.]
Hmmm, lets see... we are...HERE. and the thought department is just past the food court. on level 38-J in room 29-E. Where the hell did they put the elevator? Is it there? It looks like an elevator but it could be and elaborate trap to make me unknowingly walk into an enormous pit where they will capture me, hold me captive for days to break my will, and then put a giant weenie on my head and make me sell fast food to fat people. It's a conspiracy I tell you! We'll take the stairs. And by we, I mean me because you aren't actually moving or going anywhere.
[1 hour later]
*huff* *pant* Maybe being a food vendor wouldn't have been that bad... Now what room was it again? Hold up. [reads blog post up to this point] 29-E. Right. 17..18..19..banana...28..29-a..b..7..E! Now lets see what goes on in the thought department.
[opens door]
*demon screeches* [white and red light shoots out from the door] SDJFUERNAKHFSDHFASJKNFRUHADNUEAKDASKDJF!
[closes door]
Hmm, good thing this isn't Charlie Sheen's mind or my face would have melted off. HEY! That was a thought! Looks like i had my thoughts ALL ALONG! :D
[Now leaving Tyler's mind: They don't pay me enough to care about your safety so do whatever you want, just don't bug me.]
I have collected my thoughts. Charlie Sheen is weird. That is all. Have a nice day.
I can comment on my own post?! Yay. I think i was suffering form a very minor case of severe brain damage when i wrote this. I can tell because I took the stairs. There was a perfectly functional escalator just next to it but i didn't use it. How foolish of me.
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